Alice in Blunderland

Alice in Blunderland Author Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
ISBN-10 9781442446441
Release 2012-09-04
Pages 240
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Here are all the embarrassing things that might happen to you in the fourth grade -- and do happen to you, if your name is Alice McKinley: 1. Your next-door neighbor (who happens to be a BOY!) sees you in your underpants. 2. You sneeze beans all over your best friend. 3. Your brother lies to you for fun and you believe him. 4. You get trapped inside a snow cave -- your own snow cave, that is. 5. You're the only person in the whole grade who can't sing. Alice can't seem to do anything right anymore, especially where her big brother Lester is concerned. When he gets really angry with her, Alice doesn't know how to fix things between them. How is she going to get Lester to talk to her again? And will life ever get any easier? Fourth grade can't end soon enough! The second of three prequels to the beloved Alice series, Alice in Blunderland lets younger readers get to know the girl everyone wants to be friends with, and proves once again that Phyllis Reynolds Naylor knows the fears, foibles, and fun of being a girl.



Alice in Blunderland

Alice in Blunderland Author John Kendrick Bangs
ISBN-10 9781934757642
Release 2009-02
Pages 92
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"An Underground Best-Seller" - "Animal Farm for 21st Century Politics" - What would happen if Alice, of Wonderland fame, were dropped into a political system where the government runs every aspect of life? You would have Alice in Blunderland, a 1907 classic, brought back to life-with even more meaning for our modern times. Join Alice as she explores a city where: The town has an official beggar-who is on government salary. - Boys are required to dance with homely girls-or get arrested. - They have the safest, most fuel-efficient, mass transit system in the world-because it doesn't go anywhere. - Teeth are public property. - The Commissioner of Public Verse has 16,743 poets working for him-and words that don't rhyme are made to rhyme by civic decree. - And, the official government monetary policy is expressed as follows: We promise to pay / This bond some day / If of the stuff / We've got enough. / And if we haven't, pray don't despond, / For we'll pay it off with another bond. - "This would be one of the funniest political satires I've ever read-if it weren't so close to current reality."



Alice in blunderland

Alice in blunderland Author Jack Anderson
ISBN-10 UVA:X000627144
Release 1983-04-01
Pages 183
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Alice, a naive registered nurse from Des Moines slips through her television screen, finds herself in Washington, D.C., and encounters federal bureaucracy, uncontrolled spending, and fraud in government rip-offs.



Alice in Blunderland

Alice in Blunderland Author Alice Roosevelt Longworth
ISBN-10 STANFORD:36105048964303
Release 1936
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Alice in Blunderland has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Alice in Blunderland also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Alice in Blunderland book for free.



Dilbert

Dilbert Author Scott Adams
ISBN-10 0752217372
Release 1999
Pages 48
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The cartoon story of a female engineer, Alice who has developed an aggressive attitude in order to survive in the male dominated Dilbert world. Her exploits include kicking a man into his hat, stuffing an intern into his shirt sleeve and slapping a man so hard he travelled back in time.



Alice in Blunderland

Alice in Blunderland Author John Kendrick Bangs
ISBN-10 1904808565
Release 2010
Pages 86
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This is a parody of Lewis Carroll's 'Alice in Wonderland'.



Alice in Blunderland

Alice in Blunderland Author Ethel Thomas
ISBN-10 OCLC:9816147
Release 19??
Pages 233
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Alice in Blunderland

Alice in Blunderland Author
ISBN-10 1440093237
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Alice in Blunderland

Alice in Blunderland Author Samuel Scoville
ISBN-10 OCLC:830553769
Release 1934
Pages 8
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Alice in Blunderland

Alice in Blunderland Author William Lincoln Balch
ISBN-10 OSU:32435053542700
Release 1903
Pages 26
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Alice in Blunderland

Alice in Blunderland Author Tim DeFrange
ISBN-10 OCLC:44898287
Release 1983
Pages 49
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Starting with Alice

Starting with Alice Author Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
ISBN-10 9781442446458
Release 2012-09-04
Pages 224
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This is where it all started! Eight-year-old Alice McKinley wants pierced ears, really long hair, a pet, and, most of all, a mother. Oh, and some friends would be nice. As the new girl in third grade, Alice doesn't know a single person in Takoma Park, Maryland, except for her next-door neighbor Donald Sheavers, who not only is a boy, but also seems to be a little bit peculiar! Desperate to meet people, Alice learns that making friends is harder than it seems when she runs into a group of girls whom she nicknames "the Terrible Triplets" after they make it very clear that they do not want to get to know Alice. On top of all this, Alice also has to keep an eye on Donald's recently divorced mom, who seems to have her eye on Alice's dad! This is the first of three prequels to Phyllis Reynolds Naylor's beloved Alice series. Now younger girls can get to meet the girl everyone wants to be best friends with, and older girls will enjoy finding out how Alice came to be the Alice they know and love.



Lovingly Alice

Lovingly Alice Author Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
ISBN-10 9781439132258
Release 2012-09-04
Pages 208
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In this repackaged novel in a beloved series, Alice realizes she has a lot to learn about life! Now that Alice is growing up, she is finding out answers to all sorts of interesting things—but the questions keep on coming. For instance: How exactly are babies made? Where has her best friend Sarah’s family disappeared to? And why is her father going to a concert with a woman?! Alice isn’t too sure about any of these things—but on top of doing her homework, playing with Oatmeal, trying to keep Lester’s girlfriends straight, and setting her dad up with the school nurse, she’s going to have to find out!



The Agony of Alice

The Agony of Alice Author Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
ISBN-10 9781442465763
Release 2012-05-15
Pages 176
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Life, Alice McKinley feels, is just one big embarrassment. Here she is, about to be a teenager and she doesn't know how. It's worse for her than for anyone else, she believes, because she has no role model. Her mother has been dead for years. Help and advice can only come from her father, manager of a music store, and her nineteen-year-old brother, who is a slob. What do they know about being a teen age girl? What she needs, Alice decides, is a gorgeous woman who does everything right, as a roadmap, so to speak. If only she finds herself, when school begins, in the classroom of the beautiful sixth-grade teacher, Miss Cole, her troubles will be over. Unfortunately, she draws the homely, pear-shaped Mrs. Plotkin. One of Mrs. Plotkin's first assignments is for each member of the class to keep a journal of their thoughts and feelings. Alice calls hers "The Agony of Alice," and in it she records all the embarrassing things that happen to her. Through the school year, Alice has lots to record. She also comes to know the lovely Miss Cole, as well as Mrs. Plotkin. And she meets an aunt and a female cousin whom she has not really known before. Out of all this, to her amazement, comes a role model -- one that she would never have accepted before she made a few very important discoveries on her own, things no roadmap could have shown her. Alice moves on, ready to be a wise teenager.



Basil in Blunderland

Basil in Blunderland Author Basil Hume
ISBN-10 1557252378
Release 1999
Pages 62
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Arising out of a game of "hide-and-seek" that Cardinal Hume played many years ago with two young children, Basil in Blunderland is a book to enchant and inspire. On the day the children invited him to play with them, he had not meditated, and as a monk he was required to do half an hour of mental prayer each day. How, he wondered, could he play hide-and-seek and, at the same time, meditate? As the book unfolds we see how each hiding place in fact became a place to pray and how each suggested thoughts about the spiritual life.



Incredibly Alice

Incredibly Alice Author Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
ISBN-10 9781416975533
Release 2011-05-10
Pages 288
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Maryland teenager Alice McKinley spends her last semester of high school performing in the school play, working on the student paper, worrying about being away from her boyfriend, who will be studying in Spain, and anticipating her future in college.



All but Alice

All but Alice Author Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
ISBN-10 9781439132319
Release 2012-05-15
Pages 192
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There are, Alice decides, 272 horrible things left to happen to her in her life, based on the number of really horrible things that have happened already. She figures that out after the disaster of the talent show. And she realizes that there is no way to fend them off. But, she reasons, if you don't have a mother, maybe a sister would help. Maybe lots of sisters. A worldwide sisterhood! Sisterhood means more sympathy and less likely odds that the next horrible thing will strike when Alice is by herself. But, Sisterhood also comes with a whole new set of problems for Alice. Can she be Sisters with all three girls who want to be her brother Lester's girlfriend? In fact, how do boys fit into Universal Sisterhood at all? And how far should she you go when being part of the crowd means doing something you don't want to do? Alice copes with life in her own way, and her solutions to her endless problems are often funny and surprisingly right.